Okay people lets cut the crap. We all know Oprah. And we know that she is a great person and so on blah blah blah. Fact is she does think she is bigger than Jesus, and yes i do have to admit that Kathy Griffin is right making a joke with Oprah getting a paper cut and screamin STIGMAAATAAAA. Thinking that she might have even picked the president of the US is funny but reqlly guys.... she might have picked. BAM. Oprah stamp of approval.
Soooo since the popes chair is "sede vacant" and the convoave beginning on tuesday we might see white smoke somming form the sistine chapels chimney after like 10 minutes or so. And exactly 1 second later we will hear it, all over the Vatican, Rome and half of Europe: GAAAAYYYYLEEE, I DID IIIIIIT! I AAAAMMM THAAAA PPOOOOOOOPPEEEE! And then she will remodel the church. And from then on every church member who is baptised will need to worship her, and OWN needs to be on 24/7. So them we are going to be oprahs bitch.
Well there are worse things to happen. Hahahah.
P.S.: Now i fear that Oprah will send Gayle to come over and kill me. I should probably call Kathy Griffin and ask for tips how not to get killed by Oprah, since she does a great job surviving the most powerful Hollywood couple: Oyle.(Oprah and Gayle)
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